Robert Pattinson is allergic to vaginas?

[turkoizdog]

www.details.com/celebrities-entertainment/cover-stars/201003/twilight-star-actor-robert-pattinson-remember-me

Apparently, Robert Pattinson is allergic to vaginas (but he lurves being groped by an elephant). Which begs the question: how is he gonna do the scene where he has to eat Bella's demon baby out of her?

This is without a doubt the weirdest interview I've ever read... and to think this is the guy all the tweenagers are fantasizing about... *shudder*

I think every kid who fantasizes about him should read this article, THEN reconsider. I mean, sure it's amusing as fuck... he goes on about wanting to be strapped into an S&M harness, snorting wasabi peas, 80s porn, and tropical diseases.

I also think that it is probably a very good thing that he didn't take Daniel Radcliffe's role in Eqqus. x)

And the only connection he's had has been with his dog... no wonder he's the one actor who isn't banging one of his coworkers...

[CO]

I heard that yesterday. I try not to pay attention to that guy. Hes a fuck. ;D

[Del]

Yuck, I know how he feels. Vagina's are gross.

Which is a statement in exact contradiction to the Vagina Monologues, which I saw on Saturday...

[turkoizdog]

Ooh the Vagina Monologues are gonna be going on at my school soon...

And lol, me too CO, but when someone mentioned that he was allergic to vaginas, I just had to check it out. So ridiculous. x)

[Gabby]

I don't particularly like his movies, but I read the interview and thought it was awesome. At least he wouldn't be boring to hang out with. And I don't find him that attractive. The shape of his head is odd.

Penises are just as gross as vaginas. At least the female reproductive anatomy is more so internal.

[Del]

The penis is a work of art.

The vagina is pretty too.

I jested when I said it was yucky.

The penis is the stem, and the vagina the flower...

TIS' A MIRACLE OF GOD! BE GLAD AND REJOICE!

[Gabby]

I'm content with saying they're both not so nice to look at, but I was just saying one isn't worse than the other lol.

CHANGE OF SUBJECT

I bet playing Edward kills Pattinson slowly.

[turkoizdog]

Lol yeah. He has admitted that he thinks the character is a jackass and plays him as such.

Which, I think it certainly takes something to play a character you despise... I mean, playing a likable character is easier than one that, even if he's meant to be likable, you yourself can't stand.

[Lenne]

I actually like Robert Pattinson...I just hate Edward Cullen, or anything Twilight related.

It's kind of sad...he has a lot of promise as an actor, yet now he's stuck doing these Twilight movies, which he himself can't stand. As someone who wants to go into an acting career, I would hate to be in a situation like that.

[Del]

I loved Twilight before I met all of you. Truly, you have sullied and ruined it in my eyes. I can no longer enjoy it.

Oh well, I suppose it really wasn't that great to begin with. It was the adolescent girl in me.

Deep down there though, she still hides.