Post by turkoizdog on Sept 15, 2009 1:11:35 GMT -8
So! I can't be the only one here who's all about stand-up, right?
A few of my favorites: (with icons because I didn't want to make it just text and three is a nice number)
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George Carlin. "A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff."
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Margaret Cho. "You'd think that by now, Condelezza Rice would have told him... 'Foo, it's NOO-CLEE-AR!'"
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Demetri Martin. "It's funny the way finger puppets sounds okay as a noun..."
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Eddie Izzard. "But Pavlov never published his cat results, did he? Day one rang bell, cat fucked off. Day two rang bell cat answered door. Day three went to ring bell but cat had stolen batteries. Day four new batteries, but cat put his paw on bell so it only made a 'thunk' noise. Then cat rang his own bell! I ate food..."
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Emo Phillips. "When I was a child I was told 'Emo, don't go near that cellar door'. But one day I saw it open a crack, and had to know what was on the other side if it killed me. So I pushed the door open and saw wondrous things... like trees and grass and sunlight..."
A few of my favorites: (with icons because I didn't want to make it just text and three is a nice number)
xxGeorge Carlin. "A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff."
xxMargaret Cho. "You'd think that by now, Condelezza Rice would have told him... 'Foo, it's NOO-CLEE-AR!'"
xxDemetri Martin. "It's funny the way finger puppets sounds okay as a noun..."
xxEddie Izzard. "But Pavlov never published his cat results, did he? Day one rang bell, cat fucked off. Day two rang bell cat answered door. Day three went to ring bell but cat had stolen batteries. Day four new batteries, but cat put his paw on bell so it only made a 'thunk' noise. Then cat rang his own bell! I ate food..."
xxEmo Phillips. "When I was a child I was told 'Emo, don't go near that cellar door'. But one day I saw it open a crack, and had to know what was on the other side if it killed me. So I pushed the door open and saw wondrous things... like trees and grass and sunlight..."
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