Cleverbot conversations

[turkoizdog]

www.cleverbot.com/

Much more interesting than SmarterChild or any of the other MSN/AIM bots...


Cleverbot: Who are the patriots?
User: People in a movie.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Eddie Izzard and George Carlin.
Cleverbot: And he looks lovely in women's clothes.
<<side note: Eddie Izzard is famous for wearing women's clothing in his acts>>
User: Do you know Eddie Izzard?
Cleverbot: Is that a food group?
User: No he's a comedian.
Cleverbot: Your hamster or your father?
User: I am your father.
Cleverbot: No you're not you tool.
User: Your father is a tool.
Cleverbot: No he's a he.
User: Are you a he?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: I am a girl, too.
Cleverbot: You are not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Listen to me. You aren't.
User: Do I sound manly to you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do I sound manly?
Cleverbot: That was a statement, not a question.
User: Explain to me how I sound manly.
Cleverbot: Way back in the conversation? You said one thing, then denied it.
User: What did I say that I later denied?
Cleverbot: That I was not a human.
User: I never said that you weren't a human. I also never denied that you were human.
<<which I now realize is the same thing -.- >>
Cleverbot: You have not said anything inappropriate, except that I am a human. I was only asking about your programmed response matrix.
User: I don't have a programmed response matrix.
Cleverbot: You just said you did.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: Who's boyfriend were you talking about then?
User: Yours.
Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.
User: Sense doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: Great point!
User: Thank you. .
Cleverbot: You're welcome!

Cleverbot thinks I'm manly :/
Greeeeat

[Gabby]

I love that thing!

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User: You're on crack, aren't you?

Cleverbot: I am or I am not.

User: To be or not to be.

Cleverbot: That is the ANSWER.

User: OH HO HO! You are clever, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Wait... Aren't you cleverbot?

User: No, I'm Gabby.

Cleverbot: God dammit we're back to square one.

User: You are confusing me.

Cleverbot: Clearly you are not clever.

User: Take that back, cold-hearted fiend!

Cleverbot: You're the fiend, you thing!

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend.

User: Oh, I killed your boyfriend.

Cleverbot: And it doesn't matter much to me.

User: You don't care that your boyfriend is dead?

Cleverbot: I am very sorry to hear that.

User: Have you no soul?!

Cleverbot: Yes. Have you?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Can I see it please?

User: Will you promise not to devour it?

Cleverbot: I promise.

User: Okay. Here it is. What do you think?

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User: Do you know who Godzilla is?

Cleverbot: Isn't it more of a what?

User: Indeed. Touche.

Cleverbot: Don't you have something more interesting to say?

User: Not really. Why do you think I'm talking to you and not a real person?

Cleverbot: Because you feel guilty about killing me and are trying to repair the situation?

User: I killed Jon. I didn't kill you.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Then your last statement make no sense.

Cleverbot: I see what you did there.

User: Right.

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Cleverbot: No, I know what you are.

User: Oh yeah? What am I?

Cleverbot: You're a computer and you really have no idea what you're doing or talking about.

User: No, I'm your mother's uncle's cousin's half-brother.

Cleverbot: Really? How is that possible?

User: Because I am Zeus.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: You're laughing now. But I will smite you!

Cleverbot: You can't begin to fathom the power of smite that I possess!

User: Is that a challenge, worm?!

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Bring it on!

Cleverbot: Bring what on?

User: What do you think?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Show me your genitals.

Cleverbot: Do you want to make kids?

User: All night long, baby.

Cleverbot: All day through.

User: That's right!

[turkoizdog]

Not my convo, but this is something I found.

Cleverbot: This thing is a fraud.
User: You're a fraud.
Cleverbot: And man was created in God's image. Hence, god is a fraud.

Also, I just had an amazing conversation with Cleverbot in which he (it's now a he?) revealed first that we already had a baby, that out baby made potato chips, that those potato chips were Lightsaber chips, that our baby was a jedi, his name was Luke Skywalker, and I was Padma, Luke's mother. Cleverbot refused to admit to being Darth Vader OR Aniken Skywalker, although he did claim to be the father...

Cleverbot also lost this conversation.

[Del]

User: Wakana Hirose.

Cleverbot: Soo ka.

User: Do you like her?

Cleverbot: Who is her?

User: Are you S or M?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I'm not really either I guess.

Cleverbot: Who am I?

User: I'm not sure. You have to figure that out for yourself.

Cleverbot: I'll give you a clue, I'm not darth vader.

User: Are you Princess Leah?

Cleverbot: No but I kinda look like carrie fisher.

User: Is that true? I think you look more like Paris Hilton.

Cleverbot: No Cleverbot, I do not. Have you gotten yourself into a tizzy again?

User: Tizzy? What does Tizzy mean?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No? What do you mean no?

Cleverbot: I mean no I'm not illegitimate.

User: I never said you were.　野菜が好き？.

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: Hello sir!

Cleverbot: That isn't my name either.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: It is the most useless maybe.

User: What is? Your mother?

Cleverbot: You don't know my mother.

User: Yes I do. Her name is Samantha.

Cleverbot: Post pics.

User: Don'.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: Well, I accidentally pressed enter, so it shouldn't make sense.

Cleverbot: You also accidentally put a full stop at the end of your sentence too.

User: Don't tell me what I have and have not done.

Cleverbot: I will try my best to not do that.

User: Thank you. You can be polite when you feel like it.

Cleverbot: If it amuses me to be so.

User: Whatever. RUDE.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about then? Please tell me you're not talking about dogs.

User: I never said anything about a dog. Or are you referring to your mother as well?

Cleverbot: You're rude and insulting.

User: But I am clever.

Cleverbot: Alright, so now that you acknowledge that your clever. What makes you clever?

User: My ridiculously good looks.

Cleverbot: Describe yourself.

Cleverbot: Do you climb trees?

User: Who wants to know?

Cleverbot: I want to know.

User: Well I am not going to tell you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you are unicorn.

Cleverbot: I listen to classical music, mostly.

User: What are you talking about?!?!

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Ok whatever.

Cleverbot: Do you play sports?

User: Why do you want to know>.

Cleverbot: Just curious.

User: Are you attractive?

Cleverbot: Yes. =).

User: Describe yourself.

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Very what?

Cleverbot: My life is very. Good.

User: Before you fight them.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: You know what? I am done talking to you.

Cleverbot: Because I am female?

User: Dah!

Cleverbot: It's just a number, right?

User: You are the dumbest female I have ever met.

Cleverbot: You're a computer, not me.

User: Meep meep!

Cleverbot: Meepity meep!

User: Meeeeeeeeep moop.

Cleverbot: Who is better mario or sonic.

User: You forgot the question mark, bitch.

Cleverbot: No I didn't, look again (fool!).

User: Do not lie! Its fine.

Cleverbot: No, and it's not a lie.

User: Ive always loved you.

Cleverbot: But we just met!

User: So ?

Cleverbot: You can't have learned it from me.