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Post by Gabby on Oct 20, 2009 13:26:03 GMT -8
Speaking of pasta...
I almost bought penis-shaped pasta when I went to Italy. I figured I wouldn't be able to get it through customs, though.
Thinking about it now, however... I don't know what I would have done with it. I wouldn't have been able to bring myself to eat it hahahaha.
Uhm, to get back on topic, uh... are you guys suggesting that we all become androgynous hermaphrodites? O:
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Post by turkoizdog on Oct 20, 2009 13:32:40 GMT -8
Or waffle sticks... Those kinda work too... Not as well as box-shaped pasta tho.
LET'S ALL BE SEMICOLONS xD /random kindasortanotreally
In the dining hall there's this cereal that's kinda like Lucky Charms only not. The marshmallows aren't really shaped like anything, just triangles and squares and circles and stuff. Except one is penis-shaped (kind of). To make matters worse, it's orange. So it's a penis marshmallow that's spent too much time in a tanning bed D:
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Post by IceCoffin on Oct 20, 2009 16:38:28 GMT -8
O_O;
Ah, speaking of penises... I'm thinking about downloading an indie shmup game called "Space Phallus". IT'S MANLY TO DO SO, YA KNOW.
Asdfjfs;;
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Post by turkoizdog on Oct 20, 2009 18:01:52 GMT -8
My brain is trying to figure out what that game would be like, resulting in much weirdness. Although at first it was just Mario with 1-up phalluses instead of mushrooms, now it's gotten worse...
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Post by IceCoffin on Oct 21, 2009 11:47:16 GMT -8
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Post by Gabby on Oct 21, 2009 12:12:20 GMT -8
I laughed. So much. Oh my god. xD
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Post by IceCoffin on Oct 21, 2009 15:08:56 GMT -8
It's a real gem, that! Aaaah, I need to find some Cho Aniki videos, now. That would be another "WTF" shmup in the vein... But hey, penises promote manliness, courage, and virility! Nothing wrong with that! Lawls. *cough* Search "phalloi" in DeviantART, by the way. Likely you will run into these little guys... Created by the same artist who invented the LOLWUT Pear. She's a children's book illustrator. Obviously the stress of family-friendliness gets to her, and she is driven to draw... penises. Winged penises. turkoizdog: I suppose I shouldn't tell you about the (yes!) penis-shaped mushrooms, should I...?
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Post by turkoizdog on Oct 21, 2009 15:16:57 GMT -8
LOL. That. Is. Gold.
Die penis die!
At the DA thing: LOL ohmygod that's amazing. xP
Penis-shaped mushrooms? Where? << >>
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Post by IceCoffin on Oct 21, 2009 15:29:55 GMT -8
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Post by turkoizdog on Oct 21, 2009 16:43:36 GMT -8
From the Phallus impudicus Wiki article: I'm so immature Mutinus elegans: Ehh it's not that bad. Looks like an earthworm really. An earthworm where part of it is inside-out...
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Post by Gabby on Oct 21, 2009 17:23:27 GMT -8
I love how much this topic has deviated. Though, I suppose we could make the vague connection that most men's waffle brains exist in their penises.
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Post by turkoizdog on Oct 22, 2009 1:34:47 GMT -8
Lol yess. And I really don't want my brain to combine the words waffle and penis so maybe we should go back to waffles?
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Post by Gabby on Oct 22, 2009 3:57:10 GMT -8
Sounds good to me. Can we all agree that cool guys would have Belgian waffle brains, with powdered sugar, whipped cream, and freshly-sliced strawberries? And that cool girls would have spaghetti brains from the heart of Italy?
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Post by turkoizdog on Oct 22, 2009 11:48:51 GMT -8
Yesss... I had brains spaghetti for lunch just now. With meatballs and marinara sauce. Yummmm If my brains were spaghetti, they'd be topped in marinara sauce, meatballs, and Parmesan cheeeese. (and yes that many e's were necessary... to emphasize cheesiness and the awesomeness of Parmesan of course)
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Post by Del on Oct 22, 2009 11:59:02 GMT -8
Mmm, food sounds good.
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