I like my _ like I like my _

[turkoizdog]

This was inspired by Eddie Izzard's three versions of this:
1) I like my coffee like I like my women: hot and strong. And with a spoon in them.
2) I like my coffee like I like my women: in a plastic cup.
3) I like my coffee like I like my women: covered in bees!

And of course there are many other versions:

*strong, black, and proud [Michael Ian Black]
*bottomless
*steaming and in your face
*in the kitchen!
*Once in the morning, once at lunch and once before bed
*strong and a little nutty.
*not shared with my coworkers.

Found on bash.org
<Tostitos> i like my women the way i like my coffee
<Jet> Ground up and in the freezer?
<SteveTheImpermeableHamster> full of your cream?
<mistik> hawt?
<Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
<RaMTuFF> quiet ?
<Jet>: Colombian?
<Aimee> hot?
<Jet> From McDonalds?
<djswift2k3> Black?
<SteveTheImpermeableHamster> in a cup?
<Jet> Spilt all over your lap?
<Aimee> cheap?
<whiteboihere> strong and black?/
<Tostitos> i hate you all


A couple I came up with:
I like guys like you like I like my broccoli: steamed and on someone else's plate.

"I like my men like I like my steak."
"But aren't you a vegetarian?"
"Exactly."

How webcomic characters like their coffee:
tailsteak.com/archive.php?num=402

A thread:
www.autopia.org/forum/hot-tub/121813-i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my.html

How three creepy middle-aged guys like their coffee:
www.collegehumor.com/video:1915006


Any others?
And is it obvious that I'm having way too much fun with the Metaphorgotten trope?